DON'T SHIT YET YOU FUCKING IDIOT

WHY DO I NEVER HAVE TO SHIT, THEN NEARLY SHIT MYSELF WHEN I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO?
I WANT TO PLAY SOME GOD DAMN TERRARIA AND GO THE FUCK TO BED, NOT SPEND 15 MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM TAKING A SHIT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU HAD TO SHIT WHEN I GOT HOME, NOT RIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING START TO ENJOY MYSELF.
I NEVER HAVE TO SHIT WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO DO, BUT AS SOON AS I GO TO THE FUCKING STORE MY ASSHOLE SUDDENLY DECIDES IT HAS AN ITCHIER TRIGGER FINGER THAN CLINT FUCKING EASTWOOD.

STORMS ARE DICKHOLES

(A MOTHERFUCKING GUEST RANT FROM SHINJI)

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE SHIT IS UP WITH ALL THESE FUCKING THUNDERSTORMS.
I GO TO FUCKING DICKS SPORTING GOODS OR SOME GAY SHIT AND IT'S ALL FUCKING SUNNY AND SHIT AND I COME BACK OUTSIDE AND THERE'S LIKE 29 FUCKING TORNADOES AND SHIT'S FLYING EVERYWHERE.
IT ALSO ALWAYS FUCKING STORMS WHENEVER I'M FUCKING DRIVING SOMEWHERE SO I HAVE TO DRIVE IN THE SHITTIEST FUCKING WEATHER LIKE AN ASSHOLE.

FUCK STORMS.

MY HAIR IS AN ASSHOLE

I HAVE TO FUCK WITH MY HAIR ENDLESSLY TO MAKE IT LOOK EVEN SEMI-DECENT.
I HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN THE SHIT OUT OF IT ALL GOD DAMN DAY CAUSE THE SON OF A BITCH CURLS UP AS SOON AS I WALK THE FUCK OUTSIDE.
THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS IT'S LIKE, "HEY I'M GONNA FUCKING CO-OPERATE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW."
...
RIGHT BEFORE I TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING SHOWER.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

WHY DO BEARDS HURT SO GOD DAMN MUCH

EVERY TIME I GROW OUT MY FUCKING BEARD IT BURNS AND ITCHES AND STINGS LIKE AN UNWIPED ASSHOLE.
I WANT TO SCRATCH MY FACE WITH A FUCKING PORCUPINE RIGHT NOW. SHIT.
EVERY TIME I FUCKING TOUCH IT I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE BY A MILLION TINY GOD DAMN NOVOCAIN DARTS.
FUCK YOU NATURE.

EMOTIONS ARE BULLSHIT

FUCK EMOTIONS, IF I WANTED TO FEEL SHIT I'D FUCKING FEEL IT CAUSE I WANTED TO; QUIT BEING SUCH AN UNINVITED ASSHOLE.
EMOTIONS CAN TURN ANY MOTHERFUCKER INTO A RETARDED SHITASS CAUSE THEY'RE A MANIPULATIVE BITCH.
STOP MAKING ME FEEL SHIT I DON'T WANT TO FEEL YOU FUCKING CUNT.

STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

(A FUCKING GUEST RANT FROM TALENT74)

I AM TIRED OF ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING RETARDS IN MY AGE GROUP.
I JUST CAN'T FUCKING STAND ALL THESE GOD DAMNED SHITHEADS LISTENING TO THEIR NIGGER MUSIC ALL THE TIME ACTING LIKE THEY'RE ON TOP OF THE GOD DAMN WORLD.
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, I WOULD BURN ALL THEIR BODIES AND PLACE THE ASHES IN SHITTY JARS AND TOSS 'EM IN THE FUCKING OCEAN.
GOD DAMN.

SLEEPING FUCKING SUCKS

I FUCKING HATE SLEEP ALL IT DOES IS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT.
IT'S BULLSHIT CAUSE WHEN I GET REALLY DEPRESSED LIKE I AM RIGHT NOW ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUCKING SLEEP BUT IF I SLEEP THEN I SLEEP THROUGH MY ALARM CLOCKS CAUSE I FEEL TOO SHITTY TO WAKE UP SO I END UP SLEEPING TOO LONG AND FEELING EVEN SHITTIER AND I'M TIRED ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.
SURE I CAN'T FEEL DEPRESSED AND SHIT WHILE I'M ASLEEP BUT NOTHING GETS DONE SO THEN I FEEL EVEN MORE FUCKING DEPRESSED THAT I'VE WASTED TIME I COULD HAVE BEEN USING TO DO SHIT.
BUT I'M TOO DEPRESSED TO DO SHIT ANYWAY SO I JUST WANT TO GO TO SLE-
FUCK IT.

LEARN HOW TO DRIVE SHITNOSE

OH MY FUCKING GOD HALF THE PEOPLE ON THE FUCKING ROAD CAN'T DRIVE WORTH SHIT.
IT HAS BEEN GETTING WORSE EVERY GOD DAMN DAY.
JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS GOING TO BEST BUY TO GET A NEW FUCKING GUITAR CHORD SO I COULD MORE EASILY RECORD MY ASSHOLE POUNDING RIFFAGE.
I HAD THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY PULLING INTO THE PARKING LOT (THE SIGN SAYS THRU TRAFFIC KEEP MOVING SHIT BRAIN) WHEN THIS RETARDED TITTY MONSTER (SERIOUSLY HER TITS WERE THE SIZE OF THE FUCKING MOON) DECIDES SHE'S SICK OF WAITING AND PULLS OUT RIGHT THE FUCK IN FRONT OF ME.
HEY BITCH I'M DRIVING HERE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.
IT'S NOT AS SHITTY IN MY TOWN BUT EVERYWHERE ELSE IT'S LIKE TRYING TO NAVIGATE A GOD DAMN GAUNTLET FULL OF SPECIAL ED KIDS IN 2 TON FUCKING WAR MACHINES.
FUCKING DRIVE LIKE YOU MEAN IT BITCH.

YOU'RE JUST PISSED CAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY

HOLY FUCK THIS SHIT IS ANNOYING.
METAL IS THE BEST GOD DAMN GENRE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.
IT ENCOMPASSES EVERYTHING FROM CLASSICAL SHIT ALL THE WAY TO TECHNO AND GOD DAMN BLUES.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN PISS OFF, YOU PROBABLY JUST DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING TALENT.
THESE CRAFTSMEN OF SOUND MAKE MUSIC TO FUCK SHIT UP TO, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT THEN FUCK OFF.
I GUARANTEE DEADMAU5 AND CHAD FROM DICKLEBACK COULDN'T EVEN BEGIN TO GROWL WITHOUT SHITTING THEMSELVES.
THE LEAD GUITAR IN BENEATH THE MASSACRE'S ALBUMS WOULD RIP MICK TAYLOR'S ASSHOLE OPEN AND SHIT IN IT.
TIM YEUNG'S BLAST BEATS WOULD GIVE RINGO A FUCKING HEART ATTACK.
SHIT.

I WANT A GOD DAMN AXE-FX

I NEED ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. OH MY GOD.
THE AXE-FX MAKES YOUR GUITAR SOUND BETTER THAN A MILLION BITCHES SCREAMING IN PAIN WHILE I CUT THEIR FUCKING LEGS OFF AND LIGHT THEIR HOUSES ON FIRE.
THESE ASSHOLES ARE TWO THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS. HOLY SHIT.
WHY THE HELL ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE FUCK YOU FRACTAL AUDIO SYSTEMS I DON'T HAVE A JOB.
FUCK.

FUCK MOSQUITOS

FUCK YOU MOSQUITOS IT'S MY BLOOD AND THAT SHIT IS STAYING IN MY BODY.
GO SUCK THE BLOOD OUT OF A COW'S ASSHOLE YOU FUCK.
ALL YOU DO IS MAKE PEOPLE ITCHY AS HELL AND SPREAD DISEASES, JESUS FUCK YOU ARE USELESS.
I HATE SUMMER ANYWAY CAUSE IT'S HOT AS SHIT AND I DON'T NEED YOU CUNTS MAKING SHIT WORSE, GO TO HELL YOU FUCKERS.
GOD DAMMIT.

HOLY FUCK FIRST POST

THIS IS THE FIRST POST ON THIS SHITTY BLOG HOLY FUCK.
I FUCKING HATE STOMACH ACHES I'VE HAD ONE EVERY GOD DAMN DAY FOR LIKE A MONTH OR TWO THIS SHIT SUCKS ASS.