OH MY FUCKING GOD HALF THE PEOPLE ON THE FUCKING ROAD CAN'T DRIVE WORTH SHIT.
IT HAS BEEN GETTING WORSE EVERY GOD DAMN DAY.
JUST THE OTHER DAY I WAS GOING TO BEST BUY TO GET A NEW FUCKING GUITAR CHORD SO I COULD MORE EASILY RECORD MY ASSHOLE POUNDING RIFFAGE.
I HAD THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY PULLING INTO THE PARKING LOT (THE SIGN SAYS THRU TRAFFIC KEEP MOVING SHIT BRAIN) WHEN THIS RETARDED TITTY MONSTER (SERIOUSLY HER TITS WERE THE SIZE OF THE FUCKING MOON) DECIDES SHE'S SICK OF WAITING AND PULLS OUT RIGHT THE FUCK IN FRONT OF ME.
HEY BITCH I'M DRIVING HERE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.
IT'S NOT AS SHITTY IN MY TOWN BUT EVERYWHERE ELSE IT'S LIKE TRYING TO NAVIGATE A GOD DAMN GAUNTLET FULL OF SPECIAL ED KIDS IN 2 TON FUCKING WAR MACHINES.
FUCKING DRIVE LIKE YOU MEAN IT BITCH.
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