Sunday, June 19, 2011

WHY DO BEARDS HURT SO GOD DAMN MUCH

EVERY TIME I GROW OUT MY FUCKING BEARD IT BURNS AND ITCHES AND STINGS LIKE AN UNWIPED ASSHOLE.
I WANT TO SCRATCH MY FACE WITH A FUCKING PORCUPINE RIGHT NOW. SHIT.
EVERY TIME I FUCKING TOUCH IT I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE FUCKING FACE BY A MILLION TINY GOD DAMN NOVOCAIN DARTS.
FUCK YOU NATURE.

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