Sunday, January 11, 2015

FUCK BUYING SHOES

DO I WEAR A 9 1/2 OR A 10? OR A 10 1/2? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW CAUSE EVERY TIME I GO TO BUY A PAIR OF SHITTY FUCKING SHOES I HAVE TO GET A DIFFERENT SIZE. WHY BOTHER PUTTING A FUCKING SIZE ON THE BOX IF IT'S WILDLY INCONSISTENT WITH EVERY OTHER FUCKING SHOE? I DON'T GO BUY A FUCKING MOTHERBOARD AND GO, "HMM, DO I NEED ATX OR MICROATX? I DON'T KNOW CAUSE IT COULD BE 30 FUCKING FEET LONGER THAN MY CURRENT BOARD." CAUSE THAT WOULD BE FUCKING STUPID AND RENDER THE SIZES MEANINGLESS, AND THAT'S SOMETHING ONLY A FUCKING ASSHOLE WOULD DO.

HOW ABOUT MY SHOE IN YOUR ASS.

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