Friday, January 9, 2015

FUCK YOUR LOTTERY TICKETS AND FUCK YOU

IF YOU GO INTO THE FUCKING GAS STATION AT EIGHT IN THE FUCKING MORNING ON A GOD DAMN WEEKDAY WHEN THERE'S A LINE OF 20,000 MOTHERFUCKERS TRYING TO GET GAS AND BREAKFAST BEFORE WORK, ONLY TO STAND THERE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES TRYING TO PICK THE PERFECT SCRATCH-OFF TICKET THAT YOU WON'T WIN SHIT FROM, FUCK YOU. IF YOU CARRY YOUR DUMB ASS INTO THE STORE WITH 8 TICKETS WORTH TEN FUCKING DOLLARS AND STAND THERE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE POOR SONS OF BITCHES TRYING TO GET TO WORK WHILE THE CASHIER RUNS YOUR SHITTY FUCKING TICKETS THROUGH, FUCK YOU EVEN HARDER. WHY THE SHIT DO YOU NEED LOTTERY TICKETS THIS EARLY IN THE FUCKING MORNING ANYWAY? JUST IN CASE YOU WIN $1,000,000 AT WORK SO YOU CAN TELL YOUR BOSS TO SUCK YOUR ASS IN PERSON? WELL YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS CAUSE IT ISN'T FUCKING HAPPENING. DO IT AFTER WORK, DO IT ON A WEEKEND, DO IT WHILE YOU SUCK A GIANT DILDO IN A JOCKSTRAP- DON'T HOLD UP PEOPLE TRYING TO GET TO THEIR FUCKING JOBS YOU STUPID CUNT.

FUCK YOU

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