Friday, January 9, 2015

WHO THE FUCK WATCHES TV ANYMORE?

WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE STILL WATCH TV NOW THAT THE INTERNET IS A THING? IT'S A WASTE OF FUCKING MONEY AND ALMOST EVERYTHING ON IT SUCKS A CAT'S SHIT BOX. OH BOY I SURE LOVE WATCHING MY FAVORITE SHOW ABOUT WHITE TRASH WHORES IN 10 SECOND INTERVALS WITH BREAKS IN BETWEEN TO WATCH THE SAME SHITTY COMMERCIALS AGAIN. WHAT A LOAD OF FUCK, IT'S JUST A BOX FULL OF SHIT AND DRAMA WITH 300 CHANNELS SHOWING THE SAME REALITY SHOW WITH DIFFERENT FUCKING DUMBASSES IN THEM. THE ONLY SHOWS WORTH WATCHING CAN BE FOUND ON THE INTERNET, SO WHY THE FUCK BOTHER WITH TVS? WHY PAY FOR TV WHEN THE INTERNET IS A FUCKING GATEWAY TO EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER LOVE SITTING ON YOUR FUCKING DESK? OH YEAH, CAUSE YOU'RE TOO FUCKING FAT TO STAND UP AND WALK TO YOUR COMPUTER DESK.

BROADCAST MY ASSHOLE.

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