IF YOU MISSED YOUR TURN, TURN AT THE NEXT LIGHT ASSHOLE, DON'T FUCKING SIT THERE HALFWAY IN MY LANE AND HALFWAY IN THE TURN LANE YOU SELFISH FUCK. I WAS GOING TO LUNCH LAST WEEK WHEN THIS ASSMASTER IN FRONT OF ME STARTS EASING HIS WAY INTO THE TURN LANE, BLOCKING OFF MY FUCKING LANE WITH THE BACK OF HIS CAR. MY LIGHT TURNS GREEN AND I CAN'T GO CAUSE THIS SHIT SNIFFER COULDN'T JUST U-TURN AT THE NEXT FUCKING LIGHT. SO NOW I'M SITTING THERE WITH MY THUMB UP MY ASS TRYING TO GET OVER TO THE NEXT LANE SO I CAN FUCKING GO BUT I END UP MISSING THE GREEN LIGHT ANYWAY. I HOPE YOU GOT TO WHERE YOU WERE GOING THAT WAS SO GOD DAMN IMPORTANT FUCKFACE, AND I HOPE THAT WHEN YOU GOT THERE YOU HAD YOUR DICK RIPPED OFF AND SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROAT IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN MOTHER YOU INCONSIDERATE SACK OF SHIT.
TURN LEFT OFF A FUCKING CLIFF.
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