Friday, January 9, 2015

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GLUTEN AND NEITHER SHOULD YOU

IF YOU AREN'T ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN BUT YOU REFUSE TO EAT IT ANYWAY, FUCK YOU. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR GLUTEN-FREE FUCKING DIET- YOU DON'T LOOK HEALTH CONSCIOUS, YOU LOOK LIKE A TRENDY CUNT. OH FUCK, I JUST REALIZED SOME PEOPLE ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS, BETTER STOP EATING THEM TOO! OH FUCK, YOU CAN BE ALLERGIC TO MILK? BETTER STOP DRINKING THAT SHIT. OH MAN OH SHIT, IF YOU'RE EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH OXYGEN YOU'LL FUCKING DIE, NOW WE'RE REALLY FUCKED! EVERYONE BETTER STOP BREATHING NOW OR ELSE YOU'LL- WAIT A MINUTE, IF YOU DIE, YOU'LL BE DEAD... EVERYONE, WE NEED TO STOP DYING! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING BAD FOR YOU DUDE! EAT MY ASSHOLE WITH A SIDE OF WHEAT BREAD YOU FUCK.

DON'T EAT GLUTEN: EAT SHIT.

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